{"product_id":"mre-gourmet-disappointment-kiss-cut-sticker-funny-military-rations-humor","title":"MRE 'Gourmet Disappointment' Kiss-Cut Sticker — Funny Military Rations Humor","description":"This glossy kiss-cut sticker captures a cheeky, veteran-ready sense of humor — a smiling MRE bag wearing shades with the caption “RATIONS? More Like Gourmet Disappointment.” It’s printed on durable vinyl with vivid eco-solvent inks, trimmed closely to the artwork for a clean contour look. Stick it to laptops, journals, water-resistant cases, or gear boxes to add a little military-savvy sarcasm to everyday items. The finish is smooth and scratch-resistant, and the strong permanent adhesive keeps it in place on flat surfaces while still allowing bubble-free application. Choose between transparent or white backing and multiple sizes to fit where you want the joke to land.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy, scratch-resistant finish for bright, long-lasting look\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% vinyl with strong permanent acrylic adhesive for smooth, bubble-free application on flat surfaces\u003cbr\u003e- Printed with eco-solvent inks for vibrant, fade-resistant colors\u003cbr\u003e- Available in white or transparent backing and four size options to suit placement\u003cbr\u003e- Kiss-cut format (requires transparent PNG); sourced blank from Japan\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":45656536678591,"sku":"22103719666446990214","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/2764\/4607\/files\/9180879769380760935_1200.jpg?v=1779500505","url":"https:\/\/afterhourapparelco.com\/products\/mre-gourmet-disappointment-kiss-cut-sticker-funny-military-rations-humor","provider":"After Hours Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}